Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Tag again

Gaynelle tagged me for a qurky little meme. The rules are:

1. Link to your tagger and post these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they are tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

I'm usually pretty good at posting random things about me, but rarely do I post the weird ones, so I thought I'd take that and run with it today. It shouldn't be hard to come up with 7 off-the-wall things about me, because frankly, I'm an oddball. I'm okay with that though. I have learned to embrace my weirdness.

1-I like to sing songs in what I call "The Bobby Voice". It's high, squeaky, sounds a bit like Mr. Bill, and makes the kids laugh quicker than anything. I once had a roommate who was talking to someone on the phone and unbeknownst to me left it off the hook while she went to the restroom. Being by myself, I began to sing "Jingle bells" in a rather loud Bobby voice. My friend came back in the room after a bit, looking at me rather strangely, and when she picked up the phone the guy on the other end was laughing his head off. Needless to say, I was a little embarrassed. I usually hide my weirdness better than that.

2-While we are on the Bobby Voice concept, my husband and I used to converse as Bobby and Yoda. It was pretty hilarious.

3-On a particulary strange day in high school and with the intent of cheering up a friend, I began to search the garbage cans for my missing brain. I'd open it up, lean inside and say, "Here brainy, brainy!" It worked in part. She laughed the rest of the day, though I never did find my brain.

4-I love miracle whip, especially on broccoli, cauliflower, or spinach. Seriously. Once, when I was a kid, Mom sent me to Grandma's to borrow some miracle whip for dinner. I'd eaten it all by the time I got home and had to go back for more. Yes, I ate it plain. Who needs veggies when you've got the sauce???

5-I love to find better ways to do things, especially if they save me from overexertion. About ten years ago, my husband and I were moving from the third floor of an apartment complex. We lived in the middle of the building and the parking lot could be seen from our back patio. Rather than go down three flights of stairs and all the way around the building while carrying heavy boxes full of books and videos-A LOT of books and videos-I invented a little pully system that consisted of a rope strung from the balcony to the parking lot. I took a laundry basket, strung it up with ropes from each corner, and put a clasp on the end. I'd pop a box in the laundry basket, shove it over the balcony and lower it down the slide-rope with a line in my hand. It worked GREAT. Clothes were the most fun though. Just grab a bundle, tie the hangers to together and let them fly down the line. My sister-in-law insists I should have been engineer, but that's not nearly as much fun as writing.

6-I'm a collector. I can't help myself. If I have the first book in a series, I have to have them all. I can't own two and read the rest from the library. I just can't! Needless to say, I now own over 1,200 books, 600 CD's, and 700 plus DVD's and Videos. Eeek, even I am cringing at reading that. But, hey, we share with the neighbors, so that's got to count for something, doesn't it? They call us the Hoover family library/video store. What's the point in having if you can't share?

7-Sometimes my characters become so alive that I have a hard time drawing the line between the imaginary and real world. Once my family and I got in the car to go somewhere and I turned around in a panic and said "Where's JJ?" Everybody looked at me like I was crazy and my youngest son said, "Mom, who's JJ?" That's when I realized he was fictional. A little scary, I know. It makes me feel like Sandra Bullock in "Premonition". Sometimes you wonder which world is the real one. You never know . . . .

So, now you've entered the strange world of Karen Hoover. As for who to tag next? Well, I'm tempted to pick on my writing group because they are easy targets, :p but since not all of them have blogs, I can only pick on the ones who do. Shanna, Wendy, Michelle, and Paulette-you're up! And as for the rest, how about Emily, Melinda, and Julie.

Have fun, guys!

Quote of the Day: "And by the way, everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt."
~Sylvia Plath


Melinda said...

Okay, Karen. You got me. I'm glad to hear from you even if I have to think of weird things about myself.-I'm actually not that interesting. I'm heading to class soon and won't be back until late. So I'll post and tag tomorrow.

Karen Hoover said...

Hey, Melinda, I'm sure you've got SOME kind of weirdness in you-you are my friend after all! JK Maybe you got lucky and the weird fairy passed you by. Seriously though, it doesn't have to be weird stuff. Just anything random works too, Stuff we may not know about you-though blackmailable stories are always nice (just picture a huge, super-cheesy grin here).

Melinda said...

Also, I cannot believe you ate all that Miracle Whip. Seriously. Gross. I don't think I can top that.

But I'll try to come up with something. I did eat catfood once. (I was a very gullible child, I did not eat the dog food, though. I do have my limits.)

Danyelle F. said...

Karen, you crack me up! I loved all your weirdnesses! :)

Karen Hoover said...

Melinda-it was a very small bowl, about 1/4 or so. That's not so bad is it??? lol

Danyelle-I'm glad you approve! Now you know there's a gremlin behind this smile. hee hee hee

Julie Wright said...

I'll likely be doing this post in the morning. I want to give Jeff's blogtour one more day of note on my blog. You rock sister! I like miracle whip too. I hate mayo. in fact, I'm inspired. That'll be my number one weird thing.

Shanna Blythe said...

Okay. I finally did it!

Zina said...

I am married to an engineer and can confidently say, having read about your porch-pulley moving method, that you may have missed a vocation.

(I got here via Melinda's blog -- just doing a little blog-hopping today.)